No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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