I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Fuck appropriateness.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So much rum. So many feels.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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