dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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