Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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