No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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