super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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