problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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