Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She announced her abortion via fbk
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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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