Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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