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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so let's talk penis.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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