We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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