If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
