So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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