So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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