you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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