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At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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