i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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