Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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