So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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