Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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