Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I need a hoe opinion
go on
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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