Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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