Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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