He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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