if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
operation harelip BJ is a go
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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