That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Randomize