i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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