i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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