apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
