yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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