So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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