: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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