So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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