You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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