so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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