i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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