so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
