Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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