I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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