I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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