I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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