you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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