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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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