I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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