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• (214): View more from Texas

  I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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• (818): View more from California

  Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.

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  And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work

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• (315): View more from New York

  at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?

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