I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
