HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he just fucked me for my cheese.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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