Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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