Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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