If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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