Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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