we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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