That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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