i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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