Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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