Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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