I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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